If this were an award, I should be nominated. Seriously.
As of tomorrow, my husband will have fulfilled a lifetime dream. A lifetime dream of owning something I'm not very fond of.
As of tomorrow, I will have a new roommate. If I wake up to find my new roommate staring at me, I'm going to be seriously freaked out. I'm not going to even think about my fear of finding this new roommate in my bed. If that would ever happen (and I've read about this happening), I would be scarred for life.
Grant is beyond excited. He already has a list of names on his Blackberry. One of which is Bette Midler. He wanted to give that name to the first cat we adopted together, and I refused. It would make this new roommate a bit(e) more endearing. I suggested Barbara Sssssssstreisand, but he's not going for it. I don't know why not. It's a perfect name.
He owes me. BIG TIME.
If you haven't figured out yet what he's getting, let me give you a few clues: It's long. It's fast. It eats disgusting things. It has fangs...and a forked tongue. It makes me shudder.
I never imagined (NEVER!) that I would share my living quarters with a snake.
I am a REALLY nice wife. He better not forget that!
Stay tuned for my Meet the Snake post tomorrow....
*shudder*
OK, my feet are totally off the floor right now. But if it ate any mice I might have, it might be worth it. Nah - it's not. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteIn NO way am I that good of a wife. You deserve something nice and sparkly for this!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to say. Is you crazy??? Or is he totally wonderful in every other way?
ReplyDeleteYou truly ARE a wonderful wife. And he better NOT forget it. Too many of us would gladly remind him of it!
Oh goodness. NO NO NO. No snakes ever. Yes, you are a very good wife.
ReplyDeleteI love snakes! I tried talking Jason into one for a father's day present a few years ago and he refused. Party pooper.
ReplyDeleteYou're an awesome wife!
OMG! You are a saint. You totally win Wife of the Year. Hands-down.
ReplyDeleteOh man, you are going ABOVE AND BEYOND--- wife of the year - and more!! Better make sure he will do all the caring for his cuddly pet.
ReplyDeleteawwww! i so wish you good luck! i agree with them, you are such an amazing wife :)
ReplyDeleteHOW COULD YOU!! YIKES YIKES YIKES!! I could never I hate snakes and spiders but mainly snakes. I ahve goosebumps just thinking about it. Do I dare ask how big it will get and do you have to feed it live mice?
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE THE BEST WIFE!!! HE better have something nice up his sleeve for Mothers Day!! Maybe remind him that that is this sunday!!!
I would have to put my foot down on that one! You better get a million and a half brownie points for that one.
ReplyDeleteEwwww! You are wife of the year for sure!
ReplyDeleteYikes! You definitely deserve Wife of the Year for this one. I don't think I would ever be to nice as to agree to that.
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