Our Five Ring Circus: Not Me Monday

Monday, January 18, 2010

Not Me Monday

It's Monday! A day to air out our dirty laundry. A day to confess. It's refreshing and therapeutic!
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I did NOT terrify myself by throwing an empty container down the basement steps, in the middle of the night. That container did NOT sound like somebody running up the stairs at me, as it fell. I did NOT drop my cup and race out of the kitchen as fast as my legs would carry me.

I did NOT forget to wash my face, put on makeup, or brush my hair before leaving the house one day. I did not practically shriek when I caught a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror after using the bathroom. I did not yank out my purse and attempt to make myself look reasonable.

I did not have to unbuckle my seat belt, unbuckle Lexie from her seat, and take her to use the bathroom just as I was about to pull out of my driveway. I ALWAYS double check to see if she has to go before we get in the car.

The words, "Look, kids, a deer...no, a dog!" did not come from my mouth. I so did not think a dog was a deer. I am not thinking I need to put in a new pair of contacts. ;)

As I was plumping the couch cushions, I did not find a few crumbs on one of the cushions, and just brush them between the cushions.

I did not call my parents as I was riding in the car with them. I was not trying to reach my husband. On that note, I also did not send my husband a text that was meant for my sister. I. Am. Not. Losing. My. Mind.


  1. Ok one you are funny.. How do you throw something down the stairs and then turn around and run because it sounds like someone is after you.. Wish that was on video :) Love reading your not me mondays!

  2. The one about the contain down the stairs was hilarious!! Thanks for the Monday laugh! :)

  3. I think that was my favorite Not Me! ever!!! I'm still smiling and the kids want to know why.


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