Tuesday Tidbits

Tuesday is my day to remember all the cute and funny things my kids say and do!

{DYLAN}

-Dylan got mad at Lexie for teasing him.  He yelled, "How very rude are you, Lexie?!?!?"

-He loves to tell jokes.  His current favorite is, "Why did the bee get married?  Because he found his honey!!! Get it?  Haha!  He found his honey!"




{LEXIE}

-Lily was getting into everything.  Lexie yelled at her, "No!  You're not a human!  You're a baby!"

-I asked her what she wanted to watch on TV.  She named a show she always watches.  When I questioned her choice, she replied, "I have a fat lip, you know!  I can watch whatever I want!"

-Lily was standing, naked, in her crib.  Lexie said, "Mommy, Lily is like a baby gorilla because her nipples are sticking out, and I'm like the zookeeper!"  WHAT?!?

-Lexie has a glittery hair gel that she likes to use.  When she does, she tells me, "I put shine in my hair!"




{LILY}


-Lily discovered her tongue today.  She kept sticking it out, then grabbing it.  Most of my pictures from today look like this:



-Those huge eyes.  That adorable grin.  She kills me.



Yes, I'm smitten!