Saturday, January 12, 2013

Saturday's Top 5 Laughs

I'm linking up with Melissa today for Saturday's Top 5 Laughs!

Here are my top 5 funnies over the past few weeks:

-While we were putting ornaments on our tree, Lily fell asleep in Grant's arms.  I took her from him, and managed to change her pajamas while she was sitting on my lap sleeping.  Dylan walked by with a handful of Oreos. Suddenly, Lily's hand shot out and grabbed a cookie out of Dylan's hand, while her eyes remained shut. I didn't even realize what had happened until Dylan called out from another room, "Hey, where did my cookie go?!?"  I looked down and saw Lily happily eating that stolen cookie.  And that is why Grant calls her the sticky bandit!

-Lexie informed us that daddy sheep are called "rubbies" because of the soft hair on their backs.

-While I was attempting to clean, Lily managed to accomplish something her big siblings never did.  She decided to fingerpaint her entire body and the toilet seat with the poop out of her diaper.  All in the span of the 2 minutes I took my eyes off of her!

-Lexie took her coat off when she got in the car after school.  She told me, "It's a good thing I took my coat off or I would have hotted my butt off!"

-Dylan and I were going over some difficult vocabulary words for the first time.  He always masters them after the first round, but the first read through can be funny.  I asked him what a certain word meant, and he told me, "Uh... it's when you apostraphate a question?" 

15 comments:

  1. The cookie story sent me into coughing fits I laughed so hard! I think the 'hotted my butt off' phrase might really take off! Cute laughs!

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  2. I love that she sniffed out that cookie in her sleep... such a cute little thief!

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  3. Love the cookie story. Ms Sticky Bandit!

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  4. Me too. I love the cookie episode. I guess kids have a real smell for chocolate. Somehow my little boy automatically knows when I'm sneaking a treat in the kitchen. He always (and I mean always)catches me in the act...

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  5. These are so funny! Love that Lily stole that cookie with her eyes closed! "Hotted my butt off" made me LOL... so funny! :)

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  6. Hahahahahah Lily...that is hilarious

    I love everything Lexi says!

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  7. Ha ha! Your kids crack me up! I love the cookie story! I hope you all are doing well and that you had a great Christmas and New Years! :)

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  8. That is too funny about the cookie - I love it! Completely matches her personality too :)

    I am SO thankful my kiddo never did ANYTHING with the contents of his diaper. I think I dodged a bullet!

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  9. The cookie and the "apostrophate a question" had me giggling. I love your kids.

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  10. Oh Lily, I would've stole that oreo too!!

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  11. Love those kids - these are all hilarious!! <3

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  12. Haha- Lily stealing Dylan's cookies- too funny! Oh my goodness, I know you probably weren't laughing when L did that but that is funny. I know you were cursing when you had to clean that though,lol. Haha- apostraphate a question. They are so cute!

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  13. Hotted my butt off is hilarious:)

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